
Ten Thanksgivings ago (
ten years ago on Thanksgiving), near as I can figure, Hot Pants there came up to me, looking for an expert opinion on washtub bass construction. He had the washtub and the broomstick, but was operating under the delusion that the stick went in the middle, with the string on the rim. This, of course, is wrong. I set him straight, and we proceeded to Cowcliffes, where, in one of the most dangerous activities I have ever personally embarked on, we took a string out of the
doughnut machine and put together the first version of Delores, the lovingly hand-crafted washtub bass.
I'm not entirely certain of the date, but I'm sure it was the fall of 1996, probably sometime near Thanksgiving or Halloween, and it was definitely on a Sunday. Certainly, while Pants and I were plunking out our first rendition of the "San Francisco Bay Blues", we were surprised by the appearance of Genny Nesslage bursting through the doors in full Rocky Horror regalia. Kommittee was meeting, you see, and it was an in-costume meeting, presided over by Rayhawk in his Viking helmet. Genny insisted we play, and after some hemming and hawing, we did. It was probably awful.
Regardless, we caught the attention of Roman and a few other passersby (including Brian Gohackie on the jug, apparently, although he didn't stick around), and made as much noise as we could manage. And that, children, is the story of how the Prudence Risley Travelling Moonshine Orchestra - a surprisingly successful exercise in meeting pretty girls and learning to play the guitar while mildly drunk - was born.
In celebration,
here is a video clip from the famed Fulton Chocolate Festival concert. I don't know what's up with the funny fade-in at the beginning, but it turns out to be surprisingly time-consuming to generate these things with my creaky old computer. You can get the essence of the thing. It was a good time, and you really haven't lived until you've been paid in chocolate pizza by terrifying children dressed as Oompa-Loompas. Or at least you haven't fully grasped the oddness of reality.
Hope you're all having a good holiday weekend!